The LIGO team is refusing to answer this REDDIT questions in the Q&A thread they started:
[–]herosjourneymytholog 1 point 1 day ago
Dear LIGO Team,
Thanks for answering our questions! I found a question on a blog I would like to ask too!
Why were the only signals ever seen when nobody was watching the detectors nor LIGO computers, and when the LIGO detector was only being tested, and wasn’t even turned on for a real data collecting run?
Why is it that after LIGO was officially turned on in full operational mode, and folks were actually there watching and monitoring the LIGO system, no signals were seen?
Thanks!
What if LIGO never detects another signal? Will they apologize for the outlandish hype and knowing deceit? The hallmark of science has ever been that it is repeatable and reproducible! Why did not LIGO wait for a second signal? Our theory is that LIGO was beginning to sense that they would never see another/real signal, and they panicked and cashed in their single dubious chip–I mean chirp:
LIGO EXPOSED! LIGO HAIL MARY PRESS CONFERENCE! WHERE ARE ALL THE EXPECTED “ORBITING BLACK HOLE MERGER” LIGO EVENTS? WHY ALL THE LIGO HYPE AFTER ONLY JUST ONE SUPPOSED BLACK-MOLE-MERGER EVENT?
LIGO already shared the fact that fake signals can be injected into the system. What if this was one of those signals? It could have been a mistaken injection, or someone could have done it intentionally! Imagine a prankster’s delight, setting the world’s failed stringy multiverse millionaire maniacs in motion! Seriously–a prankster with a good sense of humor and satire could use the system that was set up to fake signals to inject the fake signals! That would explain why nobody has ever seen the signal again, after the the first signal was injected?
Imagine the Prankster saying to herself, “Man that would be so funny to see failed hypesters and televangelists Brian Greene and Steven Hawking going into full multiverse maniac Nobel Prize mode over a fake data injection! They sooooo deserve it! I bet they already have their videos made!” Then our Prankster would inject the fake data (as the system was designed to take fake data–who does that??? Is CERN designed to find fake HIGGs particles? LOL LIGO!!) and they would sit back, relax, and watch all the failed ususual suspects/Sean Carrolls/Michio Kakus/Max Tegmarks/Lawrence Krauss falling over themselves while invoking multiverses and giant cosmic strings and parallel worlds and the big bang. LOL LIGO! Had I been standing at the control room when everyone had gone back to their hotel and when the LIGO machine was only in test more, I just might have injected the fake signal to see all this:
LOL LIGO PRANKSTER!
Brian must of had this video ready for years!! LIGO couldn’t let it go to waste, as Green is losing his hair, and thus his televangelism is losing its televangelisness.
Nice to see that Hawking also had a video ready and waiting for a couple years, just on case someone pranked the LIGO system! Who needs to wait for a second signal? After all, Andre Linde and Alan Guth won millions of dollars for inflation, and Paul Steindhart has since admitted that inflation isn’t even science! Will they give it back?
The cool thing is that even after BICEP2 was found out to be a hoax, all the videos, cash, and prizes remain! Once the champagne is uncorked, it’s never recorked! Once tenured and promoted, the tenure and promotion stays!
Seeing these ridiculous videos of failed multiverse maniacs celebrating “faux experiments” observing cosmic dust offering “smoking gun proof” of the extreme, untestable pseudoscience of inflation made the LIGO team very, very jealous! And so they decided to have a global champagne party based on a single, apparently irreproducible, chirp! CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP! LOL! A SINGLE, BILLION DOLLAR TINY, LITTLE SUSPECT CHIRP!
Also, it was reported that nobody was even watching the LIGO system when the signal was injected/detected–the “scientists” were back in their motel!!
LOL LIGO! FAKING DATA? BLIND INJECTIONS? THE ONLY LIGO “SIGNAL” WAS “DETECTED” BEFORE LIGO WAS OFFICIALLY TURNED ON AND WHEN NOBODY WAS WATCHING NOR MONITORING THE LIGO DETECTORS AND COMPUTERS! LIGO DESIGNED TO BE DUPED BY “BLIND INJECTIONS” AND BOGUS EVIDENCE OF GRAVITATIONAL WAVES.
Well, if they were back in their motel, how can they be sure that someone wasn’t back in the lab injecting signals or tampering with the machine?
In light of all this, why not just wait for a couple more signals! After all, forty more were expected in the coming year after the Septemeber 15th 2015 “detection.” We’re halfway through that, and yet, not a single other detection. It’s beginning to look more and more like a fake signal, and thus, of course they rushed a press conference! For as time augments, the signal only appears more and more fake and phony.
LIGO! Please answer our questions!!
The LIGO team is refusing to answer this REDDIT questions in the Q&A thread they started:
[–]herosjourneymytholog 1 point 1 day ago
Dear LIGO Team,
Thanks for answering our questions! I found a question on a blog I would like to ask too!
Why were the only signals ever seen when nobody was watching the detectors nor LIGO computers, and when the LIGO detector was only being tested, and wasn’t even turned on for a real data collecting run?
Why is it that after LIGO was officially turned on in full operational mode, and folks were actually there watching and monitoring the LIGO system, no signals were seen?
Thanks!
The "LIGO BICEP2 String Theory Multimillionaire Multiverse Maniac Big Physics" Skeptic 
It’s a barking lunatic. Yes, they love blogs, they can write any old fucking pish, which they could never get published in a recognised academic journal. Fuckwit, paranoid loony alert. Next it’ll be Einstein was wrong. He was wrong, I tell you, wrong. If only people would read my scribblings, they would understand my genius! Or alternatively, I’m just a fucking uneducated thick twat with a severe case of Dunning-Krueger, and the LIGO team know what they are talking about, and I’m too stupid to comment sensibly on it.
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Dear Sir or Madame,
Please google “LIGO noise” and get back to us regarding the news that the Noise is too big. Thank you! 🙂
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